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  #hp  

iambecomezagreus:

 (via anthonyainley)

bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

  #craft reference  
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Anonymous

As much or as little as it wanted.

  #anon stuff  
HOW IS BABY MADE?

Anonymous

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

  #anon stuff  
How does one sex

Anonymous

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+does+one+sex

  #anon stuff  
I just got into subeta and i was wondering why you got rid of it on your profile

Anonymous

Because I have irl friends who ‘casually’ stalk me. Go off anon if you’re actually curious.

  #anon stuff  

imsingingmydreams:

imagine-create-repeat:

A Simple Lampshade Got This New Look by Poking Pins

THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES

  #craft reference    #moving out ref  

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

safety? where the fuck’s that?

Be brave, she told herself. Be brave, like a lady in a song.


the worse is she is a little girl.

the worse is she is a little girl.

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

  1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
  2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

ericscissorhands:

There are villains you just can’t hate. Then there are these assholes.(X)